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Have you ever found yourself wondering who Medusa pays to get her hair done? Or maybe what would happen if the olympians worked at your local fast food restaurant? Here to answer all the questions you've never asked, I'm delighted to welcome you all to Mythological Musings! From shower thoughts to conspiracy theories, I hope you can find something that interests you in my newest blog series š¤©
Ethereal Employments Ethereal Employments
This section is one of my personal favorites! Here, there will be five gods/goddesses featured, and each one would get assigned a job in the mortal world. I try my best to be unpredictable, so see if you can guess what I have in store for each of them! If you agree or disagree, share your opinion in the comments! Who knows, you might see yourself featured in the next blog š
[A] Artemis
Everyone's favorite primary school PE Teacher
[B] Hypnos
ASMR Content Creator
[C] Hestia
Bakery owner (She runs it like the military)
[D] Poseidon
Submarine Pilot
[E] Apollo
Rich uber driver that just wants to show off his car
divine emails divine emails
how bad can it be...
I'm sure you've noticed by now how every demigod's first instinct is to pray to the gods at any occasion.
Big test coming up? Pray.
Trying not to burn down the kitchen? Pray.
Mild inconvenience? Oh, you already know- pray.
Many of us find ourselves praying for divine help multiple times a day, and there is no shortage of demigods and admirers. So how do they manage all that attention when they can barely keep track of their own children?
Simple! Emails. Or should I call them divine inboxes? I don't know. Each prayer gets collected, sorted, and neatly filed into categories for the appropriate god or goddess to review when necessary. Easy, organized, and foolproof right?
Unfortunately, this plan only lasted a whopping 3 days...
Apparently gods also struggle with checking their emails, and were overwhelmed rather quickly. A brilliant idea to hire a bunch of staff was shared and soon an extensive hiring process began. It is unknown who manages it now, but try not to be too mad when your prayers don't get answered. Even they have to suffer the horrors of a chain of command.
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APPLICATION QUESTIONS:
ā°āā¤ Username
ā°āā¤ Other WoP / WoX Site Jobs and Users
ā°āā¤ Your IRL age
ā°āā¤ Introduce yourself! (Strengths, Weaknesses, and so on)
ā°āā¤ Why do you wish to be a member of the team?
ā°āā¤ Do you have any past experience in the position?
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